What are male virgins waiting for?
An Intellectual Guy answered:
I'm waiting for marriage. That way, when I tie the knot, my wife will be the best lay I've ever had.
A Mr. Nice Guy answered:
Three reasons:
1) I really enjoy foreplay, and I'm afraid that having sex would make the foreplay less hot.
2) I'm kind of a neat freak, and the whole process sounds like it could be messy -- you know, with all the wetness and fluids and everything.
3) I'm a classic "metrosexual" -- I dress well, do yoga, use moisturizer, etc. -- so many women think I'm gay. Which, the more I think about, might actually be the case.
1) I really enjoy foreplay, and I'm afraid that having sex would make the foreplay less hot.
2) I'm kind of a neat freak, and the whole process sounds like it could be messy -- you know, with all the wetness and fluids and everything.
3) I'm a classic "metrosexual" -- I dress well, do yoga, use moisturizer, etc. -- so many women think I'm gay. Which, the more I think about, might actually be the case.
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